tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-84487479074818732472024-02-08T04:48:52.015-08:00Go Ask Your MotherJeff Thompsonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07471558259312178901noreply@blogger.comBlogger9125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8448747907481873247.post-66338300234267571532011-05-21T09:53:00.001-07:002011-05-21T09:55:15.206-07:00Baby Instructions<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-5wrV0o57iVg/TdfuaZetNkI/AAAAAAAAACw/lV4XtdntcXQ/s1600/wallpaper-695409.jpg"><img style="float:right; margin:0 0 10px 10px;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 240px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-5wrV0o57iVg/TdfuaZetNkI/AAAAAAAAACw/lV4XtdntcXQ/s320/wallpaper-695409.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5609213998196930114" border="0" /></a><br />I found this set of baby instructions. I disagree with about half of them. It's still quite funny.Jeff Thompsonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07471558259312178901noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8448747907481873247.post-56813035516874951352011-05-08T12:27:00.000-07:002011-05-08T12:33:00.685-07:00Gardening<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-AARUXcFnuUA/TcbvxX_cOQI/AAAAAAAAACg/-BAQP8zA1qA/s1600/IMAG0090.jpg"><img style="float:right; margin:0 0 10px 10px;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 191px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-AARUXcFnuUA/TcbvxX_cOQI/AAAAAAAAACg/-BAQP8zA1qA/s320/IMAG0090.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5604430417841895682" border="0" /></a><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-5iUEnDlMPs4/Tcbvw_vXHMI/AAAAAAAAACY/LPD6quThVzs/s1600/IMAG0089.jpg"><img style="float:right; margin:0 0 10px 10px;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 191px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-5iUEnDlMPs4/Tcbvw_vXHMI/AAAAAAAAACY/LPD6quThVzs/s320/IMAG0089.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5604430411332000962" border="0" /></a><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-ZD2-ym21bWg/TcbvwlkROQI/AAAAAAAAACQ/Lz9tG9RGhm4/s1600/IMAG0088.jpg"><img style="float:right; margin:0 0 10px 10px;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 191px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-ZD2-ym21bWg/TcbvwlkROQI/AAAAAAAAACQ/Lz9tG9RGhm4/s320/IMAG0088.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5604430404306155778" border="0" /></a><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-IGB3AGqOIAI/TcbvwSbjL-I/AAAAAAAAACI/ssW0lgpMODQ/s1600/IMAG0087.jpg"><img style="float:right; margin:0 0 10px 10px;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 191px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-IGB3AGqOIAI/TcbvwSbjL-I/AAAAAAAAACI/ssW0lgpMODQ/s320/IMAG0087.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5604430399169310690" border="0" /></a><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-SVBXCT7xaZo/Tcbvxpk-1AI/AAAAAAAAACo/srBOryNaVog/s1600/IMAG0095.jpg"><img style="float:right; margin:0 0 10px 10px;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 191px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-SVBXCT7xaZo/Tcbvxpk-1AI/AAAAAAAAACo/srBOryNaVog/s320/IMAG0095.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5604430422562755586" border="0" /></a><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-69lSUT9AryE/TcbvWdb6A0I/AAAAAAAAAB4/Dd5EyJ0IoQE/s1600/IMAG0085.jpg"><img style="float:right; margin:0 0 10px 10px;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 191px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-69lSUT9AryE/TcbvWdb6A0I/AAAAAAAAAB4/Dd5EyJ0IoQE/s320/IMAG0085.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5604429955446997826" border="0" /></a><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-CIPpk6Gwr48/TcbvWJn5nFI/AAAAAAAAABw/MXuuchF7vA4/s1600/IMAG0084.jpg"><img style="float:right; margin:0 0 10px 10px;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 191px; height: 320px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-CIPpk6Gwr48/TcbvWJn5nFI/AAAAAAAAABw/MXuuchF7vA4/s320/IMAG0084.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5604429950128594002" border="0" /></a><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-JtCfeUHSRnw/TcbvV-ZjmpI/AAAAAAAAABo/o576r4BieYI/s1600/IMAG0083.jpg"><img style="float:right; margin:0 0 10px 10px;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 191px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-JtCfeUHSRnw/TcbvV-ZjmpI/AAAAAAAAABo/o576r4BieYI/s320/IMAG0083.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5604429947115641490" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-3rqxTHQr3GU/TcbvWx5vhJI/AAAAAAAAACA/NnEmRb_11TI/s1600/IMAG0086.jpg"><img style="float:right; margin:0 0 10px 10px;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 191px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-3rqxTHQr3GU/TcbvWx5vhJI/AAAAAAAAACA/NnEmRb_11TI/s320/IMAG0086.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5604429960940848274" border="0" /></a><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-SfgpCvbAFIc/TcbvCnQ-p1I/AAAAAAAAABY/3VCSJUNxtRM/s1600/IMAG0082.jpg"><img style="float:right; margin:0 0 10px 10px;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 191px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-SfgpCvbAFIc/TcbvCnQ-p1I/AAAAAAAAABY/3VCSJUNxtRM/s320/IMAG0082.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5604429614488135506" border="0" /></a><br />Leanna and I decided to create a garden in order to get healthier food for the baby. Here are come photosJeff Thompsonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07471558259312178901noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8448747907481873247.post-40301912346328228762011-04-03T16:13:00.001-07:002011-04-03T16:14:28.811-07:00My random thought of the day.<div><p>In a world in which mason jars exist, glasses need not </p>
</div>Jeff Thompsonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07471558259312178901noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8448747907481873247.post-64360569324469159912011-03-23T16:37:00.001-07:002011-03-23T16:37:06.057-07:00Heard the heart beat.<div><p>We heard the heart beat. 151 beats a minute. Our baby is like a fat person going up stairs.</p>
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